All Torn Up

It was my nephew’s 18th birthday and I was put in charge of entertainments. I’m well aware that the kids like all things ‘Retro’, so what could be better than a game of pin the tail on the donkey featuring a watercolour mule by yours truly? Well my nephew didn’t agree and, perhaps because he’d had one too many sherries, he ripped it up in a fury and said they would all play the xbox.
’Angry Nephew Tears My Ass To Pieces’ (2014)