ONE PACK LEFT AT TIME OF TYPING!
Pack of five 'Tits Around Glistening Balls' Christmas Cards recently discovered left over from my (very successful) 2020 Kickstarter campaign. Envelopes included (might be a different colour from the pic).
Printed on 300gsm satin card. I think. It was a long time ago.
If these have all gone, there's always my all-year round greeting cards here.